just got pizza delivered to the hot tub. its easier than i thought to be this lazy
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
She came to work with 6 additional layers of make-up, playing every Nickelback song about explicit teen sex, and with a dozen twinkies she bet she could finish without chewing any. I'm investing in a rape whistle.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
TRUE LIFE: my roommate is growing a bush.
better yet, TRUE LIFE: my roommates boyfriend begged her to grow a bush.
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
I think pants incapable of making pants work
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
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