Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
He was like "why do you look so cute today?" and I said "I showered" and he laughed. I wasn't making a joke
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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