butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
When your boyfriends ex-girlfriend texts you to see what you're wearing to his sister's wedding that you were not invited to, nor knew about. I think it's time to call it quits.
There is a 1000000% chance you'll be turned down if you try coming on to me while I watch Star Wars.
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
Date #3: He brought me a mason jar full of organic weed that he grew on his property. Will you be the witness when we sign our marriage license?
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
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