then he goes, "ok, i have to go talk to the girl i'm semi-talking to/dating and see if i'm in trouble" WHAT IS MY LIFE?!
i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
A girl pulled up next to me at a stoplight just now, looked around for a second, and then changed her top, bra and all, before the light turned green. New. Hero.
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
The only reason I know his name is because we wrote marriage vows in orange crayon on the back of a Walmart receipt.
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
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