He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
I might come over. Something about you makes me matronly and I have this urge to nurse you back to health with soup and a blowjob
I had such a pleasant walk of shame. The sun was shining, I smiled at all the high school suckers who judged me on their way to school, and I made friends with an old guy and his dog.
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
You thanked your mom for the gymnastic lessons so you could do a keg stand
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
You also spilled beer on my dog and tried to wipe it off with a paper towel but he kept getting away from you.
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
I would literally only have sex with a dinosaur right now.
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
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