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the pizza man had no reaction when jackie and me opened the door naked, i guess he's used to that shit
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
If you're wondering where your left shoe is you lost it in a bet with a homeless guy last night
I accidentally KO'd a baby in the airport. Thought you should know.
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
Bro, you're like, my right testicle. Can't go anywhere without you.
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
The assignment was about the Industrial Revolution so I just screamed at them in a British accent all day. No, they didn't know I was hungover.
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
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