I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
My bank account got hacked so he showed up with a 6 pack wearing a superman cape to cheer me up and you question why I love him?
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
You made me take you back to Mcdonalds so you could yell at the guy for not giving you enough ketchup packets
I vaguely recall french fries...
You then proceeded to call your mom and tell her you weren't coming home because you were "tripping balls"
Sweet...
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
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