Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
i spent 15 mins trying to take money out of ATM with my drivers license saying, "what the fuckkkk" everytime it didnt work
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
He walked upstairs in nothing but his boxers and drunkenly asked my brother for a condom....so much for a good first impression.
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
Randomize
