So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
We'll get you some ice cream, but no sprinkles. Sprinkles are for winners.
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
Visiting my great uncle went well. The highlight of the evening was when he said, "Oh my god. I'm 79 and I'm teaching 18 year old kids how to roll a joint."
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