I like how you formally end text interactions, just turn your phone off or don't respond you pervert
someone owes me an orgasm
I am going to get arrested. I am yelling fuck repeatedly, wearing a Bird jersey and polka dot pants while pounding wine. Amazing mug shot to follow.
A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
rethinking that breast reduction surgery... i'm tired of drunkenly explaining the scars to guys who don't really give a shit
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
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