Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
i get turned down more than a collar. where are the desperate bitches i need to crawl to them
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
Matt just ate a burger out of the trash can in front of the McDonalds. We need to have a serious talk about his drinking.
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
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