I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
After he came all over my face, he proceeded to give me a high five. I can't even act upset because I always put myself in these situations. Did I mention D3: Mighty Ducks was playing in the background?
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
I ran into my parents house and stole a bottle of vodka last night...Apparently left them a note that read "DRUNK. TOOK VODKA. BRING MORE."
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
Now: to brush my teeth, put on my grandma slippers and earplugs, masturbate to 50 Shades and then PTFO
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
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