okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
Lost gin update. Blackout me found and re-hid the bottle. Left a note to myself saying, "GOOD LUCK, SUCKER!"
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
Speaking of roommates, Kelsey and I woke up to urine in our trash can. Neither one of us is willing to admit to it so we've come to the conclusion that someone snuck into our room in the middle of the night
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
do you think the dildo I'm bringing through airport security is considered a weapon?
I wish I could have a tequila IV with me all the time. Intravenous tequila intoxication.
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
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