Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
She asked me to head butt her and after half a bottle of whiskey that seemed reasonable.
WHY DIDN'T YOU INVITE ME TO RUN THROUGH TACO BELL'S SPRINKLERS AT 4AM?!
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
I'm drinking vodka out of a water bottle at work. Am I really the best person to come to for life advice?
I know how to kill a man with nutmeg and a sword. You in?
Or nah
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
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