i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
When i woke up this morning she asked me 'when did you first find out that you could see the future.' I gotta stop drinking.
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
I know it basically makes me the worst feminist ever, but I don't want to kill my own spiders. And I will pay my personal spider hit man with sammiches and unlimited , uninhibited access to my vagina.
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Randomize
