Please explain to me why I only attract Mormon guys. Just explain that to me.
I think it's God trying to counter your lustful nature. Imagine if Agnostics liked you. You'd never come out of your bedroom.
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
In one night, this kid threw a firecracker under a fucking cop car, crashed three seperate parties, and passed out in a tree in our backyard. Do you even know who he is?
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
I made it with a guy dressed as Mitt Romney. I told him "you can't have my vote, but you can have my body"
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
He walked upstairs in nothing but his boxers and drunkenly asked my brother for a condom....so much for a good first impression.
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