He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
You went full blown lifeguard... You wouldn't let me sleep until I was in the safety position, so I wouldn't die in my sleep...
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
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