I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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