Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
Slut skills are useful in every country.
Hooked up with my first aid and cpr teacher last night. She dressed as a lifeguard and brought me back to life. Beat that.
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
he threw an umbrella that he ripped out of the table at the fence like he was harpooning a whale while the owner of the bar was outside then tried to blame it on an old man...
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
i am craving dick and cupcakes
Fuck. I did it again. I plugged in my toaster and walked away thinking it needed to preheat. I am dumb.
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