There's this guy beside me dancing with this girl with no panties on. When I looked at him he said he's babysitting his bestfriend's girlfriend since he can't come out.
What a good friend
i keep telling myself in the mirror "get undrunk"
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
do you know how hard it is to pee with a pumpkin in the toilet ?
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
I cut myself stripping on your car. Probably a profession I shouldn't pursue
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
You threw away your W2 to make more room in your purse for liquor.
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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