im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
Can you find me some 'I threw up in my hair last night' medicine?
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
Being drunk with magicians is fucking mind blowing. This Asian guy just made a platypus appear and disappear. This is not a drill.
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
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