What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
I'm driving in the middle of nowhere, and I just saw a stuffed Barney hanging from a noose on a tree. Maybe I should turn around.
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
Just watched a fat girl on a scooter run into the back of a bus head first
You are the luckiest man alive
Reason #57 I am going to fail the bar... it's Tuesday and i'm drunk at Toy Story 3.
The night was going well until I found tufts of my hair in the freezer. Then I got nervous
Found your dick twin last night
Highlight of the night was you walking into the men's room yelling "My husband is diabetic" and crawling under the stall to yell at me.
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
THE COP WHO TOOK MY MUGSHOT LAST NIGHT JUST ADDED ME ON FACEBOOK
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
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