There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
just woke up with an anonymous loaf of bred in my bed and a piece in my mouth. this says alot about my life.
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
There's a litter of kittens in my bathtub and beer cans everywhere. I want my apartment key back.
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
I'm having a really difficult time dealing with the fact that my dog now shares a name with Snooki's crotch-spawn.
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
When he was fat he reminded me of my high school best friend and I just wanted to hug him and hug him. Also, he's funny and humor is the fastest way into my pants after Doctor Who and liquor.
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
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