i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
No, he will live forever, like cockroaches and Jack Bauer.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
Every time I get scared about the fact that I'm falling for him I remember that he juggles and is hung like a mastadon and everything is a-ok.
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
For the sake of being nice I congratulated her and she replied with something along the lines of that I need to stay away from him and not touch him ever. I really wanted to be like "been there, done that" but my New Years resolution was to not start any cat fight over boys with small dicks before noon
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
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