I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
i need you to recap everything for me beyond "i think i'm gonna try vodka-pong"
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
Desperation looks like a $1 bottle of vodka and warm Cuban tap water.
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
where are my eyebrows?
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