you know what i hate about salt? you can't see it.
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
Aaaand my life has been reduced to whether I can reach to flush my puke down the toilet using my foot. The answer is yes.
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
The amount of drunk I'm going to get tonight will be somewhere between Jim lahey and bojack horseman
I'm the only person I know who could have actual sex and then dream about my vibrator.
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?
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You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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