Me hooking up with her is like rush being president. Bad news.
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
didn't know how to tell his mom I was confused about how long we'd been together because we banged for a full year before making it official
she smells like cat throw up and cupcakes. i'm trying to focus on the cupcakes but it's really. hard.
I'm gonna lurk in the mother fucking bushes and watch karma take him down like a gimpy gazelle.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
The batteries in my vibrator died before I could finish. Which is a lot like my sex life lately......
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
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