Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
She definitely pulled a diaper out of her purse and cleaned up the vodka with it, where do you meet these people?!
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
there's a picture of you and pauly shore at a starbucks on my phone
i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level
I asked him if we could switch positions so I could watch the Olympics... I'd say date number two is a miss
Fell off the toilet trying to reach to put my tampon in the garbage. Pride hurts real bad.
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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