i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
For Halloween this year I'm gonna go as Angelina from Jersey Shore. I'm gonna yell "umm HELLO?!," cockblock someone, then leave the party early
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
Random girl at this party just gave me a lap dance in a la-Z-boy. Night significantly improved.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
So I was dancing on a table with these three girls and my bro. Started to makeout with one and as the song ended I asked what her name was. She said, and I quote, "Nate we hooked up two weeks ago". To which my reply was to lift my beer to bro and proclaim, "RAGE".
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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