She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
there is a baby dancing on the table amidst the smoke of multiple cigarettes. i want to trade lives with that baby.
Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
Me and the cabbie are stopping on the way at a sit down restaurant to eat. My life is so sad.
Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
i guess "never drinking again" is not an option when you invent a whole new level of drunk...
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
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