i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
Best news of the day: the hot chick at the funeral was NOT related to me... Thank god
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
It's nights like those I refer to my life motto: You can't be just friends with someone after you've seen their genitals.
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
I just took a service station dump so foul I had to buy gas out of guilt
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
false alarm, still single
I made you bacon and gave you a blow job. I'd say you had a pretty great day.
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