Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I'm pretty hammered, I'll elaborate tomorrow
Whenever I don't wipe thoroughly after shitting, I just think that anyone if anyone sticks their finger up my ass, they had it coming.
I used a physics textbook to prop her up so she wouldn't choke on her vomit...see I have learned something from statics class.
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
You would think the bank would reward me for getting my account down to 3 cents without overdrafting it.
It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
I slapped a guy during sex last night because he moaned the wrong name. Then I remembered I gave him a fake name. Sorry bro.
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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