i just ordered an al pacino with double mocha at starbucks.. i'm waiting to see how long it takes the chick to realize what i said.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
You were hopping up and down because you wanted only his strongest sperms to make it to the egg.
Darwin at his finest.
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
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