my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
i wanna give whoever invented massage chairs a blow job.
He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
I caught him trying to shit in her bed. I asked him why he was doing it and he said "because it's wrong."
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
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