Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
9 beers later and she still looks like Gary Busey.
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
From now on, just let me go home. I'm tired of hooking up with your roommates... Including you.
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
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