I cockslap morals
Looks like an M-80 went off in a lb. of pastrami
you announced to everyone at the bar "fuck girls. they're confusing. im gonna start having sex with boys now"
My body has become completely dependent on Text Twist. I can't poop without it.
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
My boob is missing a layer of skin
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
I think all the guys I've fucked in my life would get along perfectly. They'd probably form an orchestra and travel the fucking world. That gives me the slightest feeling of consistency in life which is great.
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
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