Pre-pickelized cucumber-hand invasion!! RUN!!!!!!!!!!
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
Everything about him screamed your future.
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
guy in front of me at the pharmacy just asked the pharmacist for 2 Plan B's and replied with, "If your wondering, then yes I did have a threesome. It was amazing".
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
I walked into her room to find her sitting on the end of her bed with her heads in her hands talking to herself. She kept muttering things like "What? How? No. What? I don't --- How?" $10 says she's pregnant.
I'll see to your $10 and raise you $40.
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
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