Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
Did you pluck my eyebrows one night when I passed out?
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
Let the record show that the first hour of my twenty-first was spent shooting tequila ans discussing the emotional integrity of werewolves.
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
Chick in the reindeer getup puked on Baby Jesus last night. But then she bought us all empanadas so she's cool.
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
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