I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
Just realized my talking to the tv hockey voice is same as my sex voice. Life just got a whole lot weirder.
I'm buying eyelash glue, salt, and limes. We know how tonight is ending.
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
Is it a coincidence that the reminder on my phone to take my birth control is "I'm ready to party" from Bridesmaids?
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
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