it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
you kept yelling at her to "show me your genitals" until the bouncers told us to leave...at which point you showed them YOUR genitals...
please don't ever take me to a strip club again...
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
I'm straight up riding in the back of my truck in a bean bag chair right now. Feet propped up and four loko in hand. Glorious.
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
Something about finishing sexting a guy and him going "well. I have to get ready for Passover now" really makes me rethink my life choices
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
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