you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
he only noticed i dyed my hair purple like halfway through sex and he looked really shocked and he just said "You look like Barney." as he came.
sitting in a shitty karaoke bar playing pokemon go and drinking a mimosa. how is your sunday night
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