What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
If someone cant be won over with guacomole and tequila they are not worth your time.
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
One thing noone tells you about getting put in the drunk tank is do it barefoot. You get free flipflops.
Apparently, the right response to, "How do you feel about a terrorist being in the area?" isn't, "Well, we have vodka in the freezer, so we're good for now."
You said you couldn't look at me because you would have to take off your sunglasses but you can't because they're the "guides to your eyes".
Have a glass of wine with dinner they said. Your hydrocodone has worn off they said... NOPE
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
Pretty sure he proposed because my house is awesome. His ass is a ten and he's offering to pay more than half the bills... How expensive is a divorce really? I mean I could probably put up with him for three or four years but a lifetime is a big ask.
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