So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
I had such a pleasant walk of shame. The sun was shining, I smiled at all the high school suckers who judged me on their way to school, and I made friends with an old guy and his dog.
You kept mumbling that you could become one with the carpet as you proceeded to give yourself the worst carpet burn I have ever seen
I told him not to mix beer with his Dr. Pepper...his reply was "i'm a grown ass man i'll do what i want". Judging by the sounds coming out of the bathroom he regrets not listening to me.
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
I'd love you more if you were covered in hot cheetos
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
I was trying not to blow up your phone, but I'm so horny I think I might die
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