So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
Tequila
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
Just got Netflix. Dexter Marathon. Still in my PJ's. Only eaten cookie dough and drinking a 40. I have never reeked so strongly of lonely .
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
I'm sorry for the texts and anything that I said that may have caused confusion, pain or irritation. I shall not be drinking again. Furthermore I will not be keeping a phone on me should I fail to adhere to the prior statement.
Oh. My. God. Dad smoked a bowl. He's been playing cards...I just told a story and when I was done, he got really close to my face and very seriously asked me if he had cheese in his beard. I'm about to die.
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
Panda onesie. Pizza. Netflix. Wrapped up like a burrito. Screw you guys and your cute relationships THIS IS WHAT INFINITE HAPPINESS TASTES LIKE
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
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