His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
Don't wake me up to tell me to cook for you because you don't like taco meat.
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
it's like my eyeball is being humped by my eyelid
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