yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
dude i just heard a girl tell another girl 'what part of im trying to get laid tonight dont u understand?'
needless to say i wont be back home tonight
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
I brought red and green boonsfarm to the white elephant party. classy and festive. I think this is what people are referring to when they talk about killing two birds with one stone.
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
I'm gonna fight the coyote
in the middle of telling this chick to sober up i was shotgunning beers. im gonna be ab awsome nurse.
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