addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!
Be safe. And I hate you.
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
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