Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
i wish semen tasted like chocolate
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
Say something like you want him to fuck you behind a McDonald's. Guys secretly love weird shit like that.
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
there is another microwave in the elevator.
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