you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
don’t ask me. i snorted coke off of a pregnancy test box last night. i obviously don’t make the best life choices.
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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