Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
I mean what are real friends for if they won't hold down your wedding dress to allow for a keg stand
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
I had to switch to male Siri because I could feel female Siri voice judging me for reading my sexts out loud. Also, the dude voice keeps me in the mood.
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
You yelled "Shame!" like you were that bitch from Game of Thrones and then hit my balls full force with your sports bra
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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