Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
Seriously, come get him. He's not even a person anymore. He's a loud, drunk, cock-blocking wrecking ball.
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
Are you drunk? You left me a voicemail at 5:59 AM of you making dolphin sounds.
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
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