I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
After you vomited on the patrol car, you thanked the officer for helping you up off the ground. I don't think you realized you were being arrested.
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
I apologize for violently hooking up with her in front of you in the jacuzzi last night.
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
Text me if something catches fire and I will put pants on
Wait an hour then go and untie him. Bring toilet paper and some spare underwear. Want anything from Starbucks?
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
My drunk ass is being chauffeured around like the damn queen of England
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