i'm 85% sure that if you don't visit me i will do something awkward and potentially dangerous to you in your sleep involving chocolate milk and a sham-wow.
Pls stop me from telling anyone else my broken blood-vessel + splint are "climax-related" injuries.
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
Children cease to be precious when they crap their shorts in the pool I exercise at.
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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