Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
He came in the heat vent in my car. Don't ask how it happened.
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
Just saw him riding in a basket on the front of a bike trying to feed the other guy beer. He screamed 'PARTY BIKE BITCHES!' at me as they rode past.
I lied. He's hitting on a drag queen now. Should I rescue him or take pictures?
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
Shaving my legs with an ankle monitor on is surprisingly more difficult than the drunk driving that got me here
She just drunkenly falls over and yells " I lost my footing!" in a british accent and then proceeds to run into the wall... did you spike her water?
The Blue Grotto manager called. He asked me for your name and number. Apparently, on reviewing the videotape he noticed you consumed a whole pizza by yourself. He indicated that he has a tshirt for you and wants to put your picture on his eating wall of fame. Apparently, you are the first such person to complete this incredible feat of eating. Congratulations to you!! I am so proud.
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
Everyone is all excited about the iPhone 7 being water resistant and I'm only concerned with whether or not it can be destroyed by salsa or cum
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