ya know if you hadnt broke up with me, that porno we made wouldnt have a 3.3 rating on youporn right now...
How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
I just wanna buy a tempur-pedic so i can drink in bed and not spill
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
So you know that marine I slept with, well his girlfriend just told me I was pretty, I almost feel bad for sleeping with him now...
Dont! You were just serving you country
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
I just discovered I can sober up while teaching class
So I've discovered that being hungover at 25 feels the same as being hungover at 24. Happy Birthday to me.
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
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