You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
Randomize
