you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
As i was walking home this morning some old lady was walking her dog and i said hello to her as our paths in life met, then i proceeded to puke in someones front yard and never looked back
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
Literally the fucking master of salvaging the possibility of a blow job whilst also crushing somebody's dreams.
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
Randomize
