You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
I dont wanna date her. I just wanna be able to run a blacklight over her face and prove ownership.
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
Hit on in the middle of a Wal-Mart McDonald's by a really awkward nerd. There is not enough nope in the world.
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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