I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
After throwing up, the toothpaste tasted so good. Thank you for not letting me eat it.
What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
Still drunk on my morning "run" which has turned into a walk. Just burped fireball
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
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